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Posted 9 years ago.

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The Posterior Adventure

We finally got over the cruise ship disaster we experienced last year.  It took a lot of therapy and many, many sessions in the dungeon. But we did it. In fact, we’re so comfortable with it now that we went through all the footage that wasn’t water-damaged and made a film about it. Yes, we know. Someone told us that our Posterior Adventure is just like some movie from the 70s about a cruise ship that hits a tidal wave. Don’t know anything about that. And that’s such a lame idea for a movie, anyway. Tidal waves are nothing compared to the massive physical force of 1400 tourists in spandex at a free cheesecake party. Scary stuff. Definitely NC17

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Posted 9 years, 1 month ago.

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The Posterior Adventure – The Alternate Ending –  

OK, Director’s remorse has set in.  The DungeonBears have decided that the Posterior Adventure should have an alternate ending.  Actually, it was the original ending, but since Hugo’s butt is shown full-moon getting slapped silly while Steve lectures him about the dangers of eating too many deserts on a cruise ship, we figured that it would never get past the suits at the Disney Channel. 

What were we thinking?  Here’s the alternate ending, complete with a few scenes from the original where it leaves off.  And, be warned.  This is possibly the stupidest, dumbest film we’ve made.  So you never saw this here and we have no idea what you’re talking about.

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Posted 9 years, 2 months ago.

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The Bandana Incident

This is extremely stupid, but it makes us laugh.  Maybe you’ll like it, too.  Next time, we’ll bring our own tuxedos. 
– Hugo and Steve.

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Posted 9 years, 3 months ago.

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Early DungeonBears Commercial

OK, so we just started this site, and we wanted to promote it. One Friday night over a few drinks we started bullshitting about the kind of ads we’d like to have for DungeonBears.com. Next
thing you know, our pants are off, the video camera is running, and nuts are drained. (Sorry, no more 3-day memberships).

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Posted 9 years, 4 months ago.

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A DungeonBears Christmas

Ever wonder why Santa’s got those rosy, red cheeks? Why does any self-respecting Bear ALWAYS carry a tube of Chapstick with him at Christmas time? And what do you do if your Yule log is just, plain too big?

“A DungeonBears Christmas” is our Season’s Greetings to all the members of DungeonBears.com.

And, for all you naughty bears who have not joined up yet, you’d better not pout, you’d better not cry, you’d better join Dungeonbears, we’re telling you why:

Santa Clause is coming….

Happy Holidays!—Steve and Hugo.

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Posted 9 years, 5 months ago.

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