2007: A Butt Odyssey V35
I dreamed I was an astronaut floating through the deep, dark, silence of space. Then two large, round orbs appeared in the distance. Moons? Assteroids? I couldn’t tell.
They drifted closer and I could see how large they were. Large and round and…the strangest thing—they were furry. And warm.
Suddenly, they enveloped my face, my thrusters kicked in and I shot into hyperspace with colors and lights flying all around me.
Whew! When I woke up, Hugo was sitting on my face.
