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Bear Soup V65

No, it’s not the hot tub at a Bear run. It’s our new recipe for bear porn: Take one king sized bathtub with bubble jets, fill with warm, sudsy water and add two large, hairy bears (we used DungeonBears, but others will probably work just fine). Let the bears simmer and steam until their fur is thick, dark, and matted. Simmer until the stiff parts of the bears have softened (about twenty-five minutes, but your results may vary). Then add one half cup bubble bath, turn up the bubble jets, and relax. (Watch out for overflowing water.)

Serve as often as you like. No carbs! All protein!

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